Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Best 11 WAYS TO TICK PEOPLE OFF :

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF:


1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2.      Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

3.     Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

4.     Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

5.      Staple pages in the middle of the page.

6.    Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
a.     "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
b.     "What?"
c.      "Never mind,it's gone now."

8.     Ask people what gender they are.

9.    Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

10. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

11.  Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THE READ. 

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