HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF:
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper, 99 copies.
2. Reply to
everything someone says with "that's what you think."
3. Finish
all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
4. Signal
that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and
grimacing.
5. Staple
pages in the middle of the page.
6. Decline
to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the
cash register.
7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
a. "DO
YOU HEAR THAT?"
b. "What?"
c. "Never
mind,it's gone now."
8. Ask
people what gender they are.
9. Sit in
your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
10. Ask your
co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
11. Holler
random numbers while someone is counting.
I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THE READ.
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